2005-02-18 at 2:36 p.m.
I have been playing around with Googlism lately. 'Googlism' is just another of the myriad ways to Google oneself. It searches the web and gives you back text entries starting with the phrase "[your word] is..."
I typed my name into Googlism and got the following results. Some of them are true. Some of them are false. I leave it to you to determine which is which.
michelle is sitting
michelle is front page news
michelle is running away
michelle is amazing
michelle is sitting with her back to the dressing room wall
michelle is safe and dry
michelle is thursday
michelle is dumb
michelle is seen with her favorite fashion accessories
michelle is the winner of seven world championship titles
michelle is a writer
michelle is really helping us modernize the bond films
michelle is in the 4th grade but is very tall for her age
michelle is the voice of reason in certain situations
michelle is truly a legend in ladies' skating
michelle is a gifted communicator who has the ability to entertain young people as she ministers through song
michelle is incredibly intelligent
michelle is sustaining electrical engineering designs for the international space station
michelle is none too happy
michelle is responsible
michelle is currently single
michelle is the great
michelle is far from shy
michelle is well known for her role in the bbc tv series eastenders
michelle is equipped with a very robust wine list
michelle is ready for the surgery
michelle is dazed and confused
michelle is already a legend
michelle is a dangerous thing
michelle is flourishing creatively
michelle is feeling the vibe
michelle is a highly underrated comic actress
michelle is classically trained
michelle is moving toward the northeast near 13 mph
michelle is in fact a welsh sheep farmer who drives a lorry
Anyone who happens to be interested (ie, me) will be pleased to know that my insomnia cleared up as soon as I went back to work. It seems that boredom not only causes me to do stupid things and drink heavily, it also prevents me from sleeping. My boredom is a dangerous thing.
Also, I have not forgotten my promise to write another kitten review. It will happen, I promise, so you can all stop signing me up for beastiality porn.
Really. Please stop.