2002-09-27 at 5:18 p.m.
One day, when he was naughty, Mr Bunnsy looked over the hedge into Farmer Fred�s field and it was full of fresh green lettuces. Mr Bunnsy, however, was not full of lettuces. This did not seem fair.
- From Mr Bunnsy Has An Adventure
Today, while sitting in the caf�, one of my friends made a comment on how unhealthy the eucalyptus drops (eucalyptus flavoured lollies, or for you Americans, candies) were. �There�s 85 grams of pure sugar in them!� he said. �Would you want to eat 85 grams of sugar?�
�Oh, come on!� said another friend. �What do you think jam is made of, then? Jam?�
Chicken Bloody Rissoles.
I think I was a man in a past life.
I was talking to several of my friends in the caf� today (an all too common experience) and one of them mentioned that she had to go to a lesson that she was unprepared for. �Time to turn on the waterworks� she said. �That always gets me out of it�.
I, on the other hand, am completely unable to use my �feminine weaknesses� to weasel out of anything, which got me thinking, �maybe I really was a man in a past life. I have a lot in common with them, after all.� Thankfully, a penis is not one of those things, but there are enough other things to get me wondering. Read the following, and then decide for yourself.
Case For
-As previously mentioned, unable to use �feminine weakness� to get away with anything. I can�t spontaneously cry, my �wounded puppy-dog face� is nonexistent, and I am totally unable to look sweet and demure without puking.
-High heels. I just can�t wear �em.
-Dresses. Again, not a garment I feel particularly comfortable in, unless a) the dress is ankle length, or b) the dress is worn over pants. I tend to sit with my legs wide open, which results in some unfortunate views for all concerned when I wear a short dress.
-I drink milk directly from the carton.
-I can pound a beer with the best of �em.
-I tend to scratch in public.
-I am unable to use my cleavage, ample as it is, to get me out of anything.
-I�ve never been able to do alluring glances. Every time I bat my eyes seductively at someone, they always say �Got something in your eye there, Michelle?�
-I believe that Meg Ryan movies are the root of all evil.
-I refuse to carry a purse.
-Sport. I just don�t get it.
So, what do you think?
Coming soon- in conjunction with Michelle�s Lounge, I present for your enjoyment- a review of the book I believe to be the literary equivalent of syphilis! Warning- may contain graphic depictions of kittens.