2005-02-18 - Michelle is...
2005-01-24 - Got a date with the Sandman, and the bastard is late
2005-01-21 - Don't ask me- I'm just a girl!
2004-12-21 - Not dead.
2004-10-17 - I should have learned the Flugelhorn
2004-10-07 - Drunken rantings
2004-10-05 - Litany of woes
2004-09-24 - Miss Fix-It
2004-09-16 - The Flowers That Bloom In The Spring (Tra La)
2004-09-10 - Boom Tiara
2004-08-20 - A Distinct Lack of Fabulous
2004-08-11 - Oh, how the tables have turned!
2004-08-09 - These things I know
2004-07-30 - Oh, for a redhead-seeking missile!
2004-07-21 - So, where have I been?
2004-05-27 - Blue Moon Annie
2004-05-21 - A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Green Room
2004-05-10 - Join the Circus
2004-05-02 - Lovely Spam, Wonderful Spam
2004-04-25 - What does your toilet say about you?
2004-04-22 - Peromyscus maniculatus
2004-04-14 - The Nemesis
2004-04-04 - Why concerts should always be held indoors, dammit
2004-03-22 - Baa! Baa! Baa!
2004-03-19 - The Experiment
2004-03-16 - The Almost Perfect Sleep-In
2004-03-15 - Only the Lonely
2004-03-09 - Oprah vs. ABBA
2004-03-07 - Pants and Pianos
2004-03-05 - I got a new apartment, baby...
2004-03-01 - Certain Things
2004-02-25 - Farewell to an old friend
2004-02-21 - The Demon Bike
2004-02-20 - The Prodigal Daughter Returneth
2003-12-09 - Another pointless 'about me' quiz thingy
2003-11-26 - The End of my Learning Career
2003-11-16 - Hair
2003-11-08 - This is How the World Ends
2003-11-07 - Stories
2003-10-21 - Writing a Haiku
2003-10-18 - Hallelujah! We Have No Bananas
2003-10-16 - The 'Rents
2003-10-05 - Dpmloia Program
2003-09-27 - Goodbye, Ruby Tuesday
2003-09-24 - Slinking back into the building
2003-08-24 - Mission Accomplished
2003-08-20 - The day of reckoning draweth nigh...
2003-08-17 - Clam Sauce
2003-08-12 - Blackout Etiquette
2003-08-10 - Juliet and the Rubber Chicken
2003-08-07 - The Mouse
2003-08-05 - Fun with Fonts
2003-07-27 - Sing, Monkey, Sing!
2003-07-26 - Enter flatmate number four-hundred and twenty-seven
2003-07-23 - Attend the Tale of Sweeney Todd
2003-07-21 - Argh
2003-07-18 - Phew!
2003-07-09 - Hail to thee, oh Mammon
2003-07-08 - One Week
2003-06-29 - Quizzical
2003-06-28 - A date of significance
2003-06-21 - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
2003-06-20 - Your mission (should you choose to accept it)
2003-06-15 - I Like that Old Time Rock 'n Roll
2003-06-12 - High School, We Hardly Knew Ye
2003-06-06 - The Raving
2003-05-31 - Technique-alities
2003-05-30 - Abandoned
2003-05-27 - Demon Washing Machine, I Cast Thee Out!
2003-05-22 - Fannys
2003-05-19 - Because nothing is more fun than another big list of pointless trivia
2003-05-18 - Because nothing is more fun than a big list of pointless trivia
2003-05-18 - A Sartre-esque vision of Hell
2003-05-12 - Simply the Best
2003-05-10 - Customers Please Note
2003-05-08 - A Song For Every Occasion
2003-05-05 - Type-O
2003-05-04 - Vodka Suicide
2003-04-29 - Another one of those damn email quizzes
2003-04-26 - The Lost Art of Seduction
2003-04-20 - Happy Easter
2003-04-11 - Overheard on a bus this afternoon...
2003-04-10 - To...
2003-03-30 - Do those things light up?
2003-03-27 - Sing Ho! for the iceberg lettuce
2003-03-22 - I could do with...
2003-03-15 - The Brainy Awards!
2003-03-11 - Just Like An Intestinal Broom!
2003-03-04 - And God said...
2003-03-02 - Tied Up
2003-02-25 - Avert your eyes, children! She may take on other forms!
2003-02-24 - A Double Act
2003-02-23 - Getting Clucky
2003-02-20 - Just like Oscar the Grouch
2003-02-18 - Now is the hour...
2003-02-16 - Touch it, Michelle! It's warm!
2003-02-14 - Bring me the head of St Valentine!
2003-02-12 - Proof of Identity
2003-02-10 - In hindsight...
2003-02-09 - 2 B OR NOT 2 B TAHT IS DA QUESTION
2003-02-06 - 'It was the best of times, it was the... blurst of times?! You stupid monkey!'
2003-02-04 - I've got the Lord in my Armpit
2003-02-03 - Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
2003-02-02 - An Ode to my Kitchen
2003-02-01 - D'oh!
2003-01-28 - Because Satan forbids it
2003-01-27 - Dear Daughters, A Word About Husbands
2003-01-25 - BANG
2003-01-23 - 'The Thing'
2003-01-22 - Thirty-One Days in My Bed
2003-01-21 - You'll never clean my dirty mind
2003-01-19 - Shirty, the Slightly Aggressive Bear
2003-01-18 - It's getting hot in here...
2003-01-14 - Looking into the black heart of evil
2003-01-13 - Ivan the Terrible
2003-01-11 - Porn
2003-01-09 - Home again, home again, jiggity-jig!
2003-01-06 - I am a consumer whore! And how!
2003-01-05 - Forsooth!
2003-01-01 - New Year's Resolutions
2002-12-31 - Michelle's Ill-Informed and Completely Unwarranted Movie Reviews!
2002-12-29 - Christmas Crackers
2002-12-21 - Merry Christmas to All, and to All a Good Night
2002-12-20 - Christmas Letters
2002-12-16 - The Conspiracy Theorists are Right.
2002-12-12 - What is the difference between Santa and Reinforced Titanium?
2002-12-11 - To Sleep, Perchance to Dream
2002-12-09 - More random Harry Potter drivel
2002-12-06 - Piney!
2002-12-01 - Harry Potter and the Enclosed Area of Unknowable Knowledge
2002-11-29 - Ricci's Bitchies
2002-11-27 - The Devil's Dictionary
2002-11-24 - Psychotherapy on a Budget
2002-11-22 - Weird-ass Spam, Part Deux
2002-11-22 - Oh, boy! Sleep! That's where I'm a viking!
2002-11-20 - Crazy like a FOX!
2002-11-18 - Reason Why I'm Going To Hell no. 562,401
2002-11-18 - What Men Really Think
2002-11-14 - The Pact
2002-11-12 - It's a shpadoinkle day!
2002-11-09 - Eggs-actly
2002-11-08 - Donald, where's yer trousers?
2002-11-05 - Oh Concert Practice...
2002-11-04 - kurtithalat
2002-11-03 - Events are cowards.
2002-10-31 - Wounds for a Timeless Place
2002-10-29 - Discovering The Way.
2002-10-28 - To sleep, perchance to dream
2002-10-26 - Eep.
2002-10-25 - Even more reasons to question my sanity
2002-10-24 - Four Open Letters
2002-10-21 - The Black Cat
2002-10-19 - A Poem
2002-10-14 - A Bewitching Minx
2002-10-08 - God. Dammit.
2002-10-07 - Beer, Canefields, Theatresports, and a Giant Fibreglass Prawn
2002-09-29 - A Fairy Tail
2002-09-28 - Finally! Proof that kittens are the root of all evil!
2002-09-27 - Mr Bunnsy's Manly Jam and Chicken Rissoles
2002-09-23 - Fancy yourself as an angel now, do ya?
2002-09-19 - Un-Ravel-ing
2002-09-16 - In which I expound on how little time I have left in the semester, and potentially traumatize everybody.
2002-09-15 - A message from the Dawn Of Time
2002-09-12 - Say Cheese!
2002-09-10 - It's ACE
2002-09-09 - My fart will go on...
2002-09-06 - We're taking over...
2002-09-05 - 'The Gayest Man in the Whole Wide World' and Other Stories
2002-09-03 - Life Rule no. 472
2002-08-31 - Imperfect Match
2002-08-30 - Cod Is Love
2002-08-29 - Pina Colonic
2002-08-26 - The Sofala Witch Project
2002-08-25 - My new musical direction...
2002-08-21 - Chocolate, the Bavarian!
2002-08-17 - The ants go marching one b- wow, that hurts! Oh, the pain! Someone make it stop! Argh!
2002-08-15 - Movie Tragic
2002-08-15 - Pleased to meeting you!
2002-08-12 - Thelonius, the Pissed-Off Garden Gnome
2002-08-01 - Swans sing before they die...
2002-07-25 - Can we panic now?
2002-07-15 - No music and no alcohol make Michelle something something...
2002-07-12 - I think his name is Mother Shabooboo now...
2002-07-05 - Can't move! Frozen!
2002-07-02 - Nothing to fear but fear itself (and carneys)
2002-06-30 - Greetings!